Presented by Jordan S Lemon
(pronouns: They/Them/Any)
A slightly more competitive Applicant
A fine résumé-like social commentary on surviving late-stage capitalism, aged over time like a bottle of wine or an 1894-S Barber Dime. I first attempted this website nearly seven years ago, hoping to leap straight into my dream career. I’ve learned & matured so much since then, & I’m still working hard to find a great company that recognizes my value.
Joining a world class sales force in a more intriguing role than I’ve had before is a dream I’ve been working towards the honor of being able to even attempt at!
When I first created this website in 2018, I thought résumé websites were innovative; nowadays, they’re fairly common, so I’m pushing myself to stand out even more this time, and hope you can feel the energy of how much I want to contribute to your companies growth.
This resume was created 3-9-2025 & 3/14/2025 while running errands!
Ready to interview anytime with a 24-48 HR notice.
Available over the phone or any meeting software!



This Site Covers:
Who I am, why I believe I would thrive in any organization by driving overall sales and profitability, and the self-taught skills that make me an asset to any team.
Explore my Journey
Greetings! I’m Jordan, a versatile, results-driven professional with a nearly 7-year journey crafting this website to join Salesforce—my dream company. My adaptability, passion for CRM, & relentless drive make me a perfect fit for the Salesforce Ohana. Click discover to see how I might blaze trails with you!
Salesforce Certified?
Salesforce’s leadership in CRM, its cloud-first innovation, and its vibrant Trailblazer Community inspire me daily. I admire how it transforms businesses and empowers people—values I’ve embraced throughout my own career in sales and customer success. I would excel in a Junior role, or new grad like role of any kind, as while I don’t have a full degree, I have the equivalent experience, in my own opinion, of a new grad, thanks to my basic admin-level knowledge and years of hands-on experience using it in sales roles. This is one of the main reasons I include it as part of my skill set—because I invested in learning it and proving myself, I have so much more to go and am actively working on learning more of the SalesForce Ecosystem.
Explore My Work Style & Work Personality Quizzes
I’m tenacious, proactive, & detail-oriented—qualities honed across roles at Staples, Public Storage, & my startups. My neurodivergence enhances my situational awareness & creative problem-solving.
Roles I’m Ready For
Executive Admin Assistant, Sales Operations, Executive Assistant, or Customer Success—align with my skills in CRM, problem-solving, and teamwork, and how I can contribute to your open positions. Additionally, I’ve identified some roles I imagine might be a good way to utilize my skillset, but I am more interested in seeing what any given companies recruitment team has in mind for me after seeing my abilities and existing skillset.
Relocation Flexibility
Check out my willingness to join Salesforce hubs worldwide, reflecting my adaptability & eagerness to contribute globally.

I’m thrilled to welcome you to my site & appreciate you taking the time to learn more about me!
As a long-time admirer of your industry-leading software & vibrant company culture, I’d love the opportunity to contribute to your team. My goal is to join the #1 CRM innovator in the market—ideally before I’m tempted to explore other options—I’m eager to bring my passion & skills to help drive your success. If you have any issues scheduling a meeting, feel free to call me directly at +1 (425) 518-780

Natalia (Gapuk) Radosz
CEO at Glow 2 Go NYC

Brad Cholette
Sr. Manager, Sales Enablement and Strategy

His approach is meticulous and deliberate, defined by a relentless pursuit of excellence and an acute awareness of his surroundings. Jordan pairs this with a disciplined, results-focused methodology that delivers consistent outcomes. He’s the kind of person who processes complex information with ease—almost like a human supercomputer—while remaining approachable and inspiring, perhaps even a creative spark for those around him.
Jordan’s tenacity and reliability shine through in any challenge. He brings credibility to the table, capable of making tough calls that prioritize long-term value over short-term ease. He’s not one to shy away from scrutiny; in fact, he welcomes it, backing up his decisions with sound reasoning. More impressively, he’s unafraid to question flawed logic or push back against authority when it’s warranted—always with tact and professionalism. This makes him a dependable voice, someone you can count on for candid, constructive input.
As a leader, he fosters collaboration and isn’t afraid to take smart, calculated risks that pay off. Still early in his career, Jordan has the raw potential to achieve extraordinary things with the right guidance and opportunities. He’s the type who doesn’t just wait for results—he makes them happen.
If his skills and mindset align with your needs—whether for a business, team, or project—Jordan is worth pursuing. Properly supported and empowered, he’s the kind of talent who doesn’t just succeed; he redefines what success looks like.” (edited with AI for improved readability).
David Morris Lemon
A.I. Conceptual Architect, Data & Systems Engineer

Mark Kolakoski
Advisor To The President at Susan B. Anthony
